For entertainment purposes only... probably

Is It Cheaper to Keep Her?
...or Cheaper to Keep Him?

Love is priceless. Everything else has a receipt.

Ever wonder what your relationship actually costs per year? Pick a side and let the math do the talking.

Pixar-style couple in a comedic standoff
This Should Be Good....

Pick Your Side

One of you is getting exposed. Might as well find out who.

* No relationships were harmed in the making of this calculator. Both sides get it equally.